Friday, March 6, 2009

Men or Women easier to satisfy??

Recently there's a specialty shop was open, where dissatisfied women can find themselves a man.

At the entrance there are instructions for the use of the shop. One is only allowed to shop here once. There are 6 floors, each with men, and on each floor the qualities of the men improve. You are allowed to choose a man on the floor you are, or you can choose to go up on floor. But you are, under no circumstances, allowed to go back to a lower floor.

There is this lady enter the shop to look for a new man. On the first floor there is a sign which reads: These men have a job. On the second floor there is a sign which reads: These men have job and love children. On the third floor the sign says: These men have job, love children and look good. The woman feels "wow", but feels compelled to carry on. She goes to the fourth floor and reads: These men have job, love children, look good and help with house chores. "Good God," this is fantastic, she thinks, but she still decides to continue. On the fifth floor she reads: These men have job, love children, look good, help with house chores and are very romantic! She can almost resist, but still goes on to the sixth floor.

On the sign it says: You are visitor number 12345678. There are no men on this floor, this floor only goes to prove that it is impossible to satisfy women. Thank you for your visit to the shop for Men. Good Bye

Opposite the shop there is a shop for Women. There are six floors and the same rules apply. On the first floor you have women who love sex. On the second floor you have women who love sex and who are rich. Floors 3 to 6 have never been visited by a man .......

xD .. Haha .. Conclusion ---------------------------------- .. You all figure it out .. Haha .. Got this joke from my mum's friend .. Have fun reading .. =D

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