Ironies of Life - Humour

Men :

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Althought they have always one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women :

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't belief you.

Wisdom :

A guy was married 25 years, he took a look at his wife one day and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch Black and White TV, but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old-Blondie.'

'Now we have a$2m home, a $245,000 car, nice big bed and 50" Plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'

Her reasonable wife told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old Blondie, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10" black and white TV.