One left, another going .. =/

Yesterday I drove all the way to LCCT to send of my college mate, John .. It's a pretty long journey for me for the 1st time + I'm driving alone .. My mum didn't know that I went all the way there to send him off until I told her this morning when I came back .. *lips sealed* .. xD .. So people was wondering whether did I cry when he left, obviously not .. Haha .. It's not whether I'm cold blooded or not cause there are only a few things that would make me cry .. =/ .. But still there will be the feeling of missing him, although I only know him for a year but somehow or rather we are quite close .. Haha .. I'm pretty blessed to know him throughout my foundation in Metropolitan ..

Just hope that we can still keep in touch, and maintain this friendship .. =_) .. The distance is there but I don't think it will be going to be a barrier to us .. Haha .. Just hope that everything will be fine for him when he's in Perth .. May god be with you at all times .. =_) .. He just arrived safely, and getting use to the surroundings there .. Haha ..

So today went out with my secondary friends, as usual is always fun .. =_) .. Well, it's good that we meet up cause it's been awhile again since we meet up .. The best part is after a year and a half finally able to have a good long chat with one of my friends, Ivan .. He's the chairman for my class for the pass 2 years back in form 4 & form 5, so basically he's part of the havoc that we did .. xD .. So chatted with him all the way until we met others .. It's really really nice to talk him face to face .. Haha .. Basically chatted a lot of things .. Mostly we talked about changes that some of our friends are going through .. They know who they are and would not want to name them here .. Hmm .. =/

So yeah, Justin is leaving for Melbourne next Saturday .. So there will be another gathering before he's leaving, just hope it will be another good one .. He paid for the dinner this time, was suppose to be self paid but he paid first as usual and didn't want to take from us .. So the next gathering would be on me, just have to wait till I receive my 2nd paycheck in 2 days time .. Wee .. =D .. So talking about Justin, he's the package .. Lol .. Couldn't write more about him, he's just that kind of best friend that I would never forget in my life .. That's all I can say cause if I were to write something about him, it would take years to describe him .. Those who know him well, would know what I meant ..

So it's like two depatures in 2 different weeks, missed them so much when they're abroad .. Oh well, depatures are always part of life .. =/ .. Well, things definetly would be different without their pressence, just hope that I will be able to get use to it .. Those good old days would be always in my mind till the day I enter the grave .. Although it's only a year(John) & 4 years(Justin), it gave me a good time and memorable moments in my life .. There are few things that I learnt from them, and there are certain things that basically changed my life .. So yeah .. Friends Forever .. Cheers .. =D ..

Okay .. It's time for me to go to bed I guess .. Tomorrow will be the 2nd last day of work so looking forward towards the last day and finally have a peace of mind and rest for the remaining holidays .. Ciaoz people ..

Friends Forever .. =)

Had a farewell dinner for my 1st college mate - John .. Haha .. He's leaving for Perth on the 28th of June, and I planned this whole party with the help of Vic & Pek Mun .. Credits goes to both of them .. =_) .. Well, it's been awhile since we last meet up, the last time we had a gathering was middle of April, so it's close to 2 months .. =D .. Miss them lots ..

John giving a speech .. Well done !! .. =D

The dinner was at Sushi Zanmai, my favourite dining place .. Hehe .. Thanks to Justin, I'm addicted to it .. xÞ ..


Well, as I stated earlier the dinner was on me and it cost me RM315.35 .. Hmm not as much as I thought actually, wonder why my college mates ate so little .. Hehehe .. xÞ .. The dinner was awesome actually, the chit chat and all, taking pictures and all .. =D .. Credits go to Vic's new camera - PowerShot A1000 IS (p/s if I'm not mistaken .. =Þ) .. Splendid camera .. Haha .. Below are the pictures that are taken .. Enjoy .. =D ..

I love this picture of myself .. =D

Let the pictures do the talking .. Haha .. Basically, these are the bunch of friends that I met while I studied in Metropolitan for a year .. Honestly, they are the bunch of people with different different characteristics which makes them really bunch of nice friends to hang out with .. Two thumbs up Metropolitans !! Hehe .. Well until this point, this is where the friendship gap widen, cause many of us will be pursuing our dreams .. Each and everyone of us have our own dreams as we hope that we can still maintain this very good friendship even we are in different parts of the world .. Cheers .. =_) .. Remember you all for life .. =D

Oh well .. Time to get some rest .. Had much fun today .. Ciaoz people .. Take Care

Management Course .. xD

Management Course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'


Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

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Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
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Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

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Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Italian Pregnancy .. xD

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
2 months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari
stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an
Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,

'You try again.'

Mathematics Lesson .. xD

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY STATISTICS

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

1st Pay Cheque

Hooray .. Finally I got my first pay cheque .. xD .. Haha .. Was quite disappointed cause around 400+ was deducted for EPF and socso purposes .. Oh well great for future but not for now .. =/ ..
Haha .. Hmm, so basically I have 20 more days left till the next pay cheque arrive .. Which means I have a total of xxxx in 2 months time .. Was planning to double it up with a legal way .. xÞ ..

Hmm .. Well with the first pay cheque i have, I will treat my friends .. Yeah .. Haha .. So was finding a day where we can hang out and everything you order is on me .. =_) .. So was planning to have a farewell party for John, he's leaving for Perth to further his studies .. Planning is always hard and I always offer to plan and organise things among my group of college mates .. It's pretty tiring with me working now and I have to get the party organised well .. Just hope I'm able to cope with it and get everyone together .. =_) ..

I think I shall get some rest .. Woke up late this morning, got screwing from mum .. Lol !! Ciaoz people